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EVOLUTION

Along time ago, the little one celled organisms wiggled through the wah wah. One of these organisms grew larger than the others, and had more brain capacity. This new creature was simply called www.suburbanalcuts.com . You see, SC did not evolve into what it is overnight. It took many millions of years.

First, there was a stupid page about penguins and soda cans. Then, as it became more advanced, games like Atlin and Job Game evolved.

Well, after this organism had multiplied, there evolved a number of species, all of which were crappier, except for a handful, which can be found at links.html .

The SuburbanalCuts is a parasite, in case you didn't know, and it needed a host to survive. It stupidly chose Homestead, which charged it too much money.

Since this evil host would not help it move to a new one, everything had to be recreated.

This recreation process is still going on. Please be patient.

In spite of this, SC has released a few recreations, and more.

Among these are Suburbanal Cuts, the parasite's musical attempt, Evilmonkey, a recreated game, Petey Prophecies, SuburbanalCuts's look on this sad sad world in which he was born, Animation Tutorial, an explanation for those organisms who have not yet animated, and the Newsletter, SC's occaisional letter to his few surviving fans.

Subby Cut is always being updated. Expect new stuff to come on every weeeeeeeek.

THE FUTURE

In the many little years to come, I am planning to have much more art dat people can order (and some stuff people can get for free, like my mix tapes etc). For instance, the movie "Rice Man" made by me and my brother, "The Short Films of Petey," featuring stop animation of action figures (which will result in me getting sued) and low budget 10 minute movies with me playing all the characters. Also, I'm probably gonna make a Manderin Terms book, animation dvd or disc or something that people can use for their own personal needs. You know, you put the cd in your computer and ya get all dese different topic folders with animations for each topic. Hey, dat is a pretty good idea. Just thought of that out my little brain. I am good at that type of stuff.

Yeauh. Also, besides me making tons of the money then getting depressed after I waste it on french rugs and geniune dark coffee, I am also going to put some of my paintings on the page. And more photographs. And more animations. And more stories. Oh crap homie that reminds me I wrote this short poem book when I was in Pennsylvania. Cool stuff, in my opinion, you know dis? Gotta figure our how to bind books and stuff. Yeah. No seriously.

OTHER SUBURBANAL PAGES

Hey buddy. We're on the same page here. Get it? Like we agree, but I made this page and you're looking at it. Yeah I don't think you really get it that much. That's life, man. You know, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who go to Suburbanal Cuts, and those who dig. You dig.

Ohhhhhhh Yeaaauhhhh I got the cool man blues. Now, getting to the real story, as you may or may not have noticed. There's more than Suburbanal Cuts, my page, on the www.suburbanalcuts.com domain. theres also:

Check those out. Those are some good peoples. Soon, there's also going to be a page in rememberance of my grandfather (with his art), and a page for my record label. (Unstoken Records) Get prefared. (prepared) Yeha! YA!! YEAUH!!! YAUEH! If you don't want to got to this poorly designed page everytime you forget my brother's URL or something, either add them to favorites, or just go here : All the Suburbanal Cuts pages in one area. OK??? easy. it's a snap, beby.

ME (PD)

My name's Peter. Or Petey. Or TinyDog P. Or Buddha. Whichever name you prefer. But the bottomline is, I am a little boy. Yeah. 14 years olb. (old) Uhhh huh. Oh yeah. Got dat? I gots it good like you would when your eating pud. Say that 5 times fast. No I am only the kidding. Do not say that.

OK. I am a vegetarian, no one really knows why, but records show that I am in fact a vegetarian. I am a also a megebarian, which means I animate, make online flash games, and movies. Whoa that is not all I do. Yeah I am dead serious. Check out this list:

I TOLD you I was good at this type of stuff. But while I am being an egotistical bastard, you can all go to sleep. Thanks for coming. I hope you enjoyed your stay. Don't forget to take the cookies from the tray on the way out.